Unemployed With a ‘Roid.
In an attempt to put my terrible January 2010 behind me I have started my search for a new job. No easy task as I was in a very specialized field and finding an opening will be difficult. Translation? I have no real skills outside of talking for about 4 hours a day. At least that is what my resume will say.
I don’t even want to get started on my hatred of resumes. Updating mine has been the bane of my existence. How does one explain being a morning radio personality in such a small space? How does that translate into a real world job?
I am hoping to just happen to strike up conversation with someone at a bar and fall into a job that way. I think it is much more genuine than spewing bullshit out onto a single sheet of paper and hoping someone buys it. Isn’t that all a resume is anyway? Just loads of B.S. with a pretty coat of paint?
Speaking of shit… January bit me in the ass one last time before it said goodbye. Not in a figurative sense either. Over the weekend I experienced pain in my bum like no other and after becoming much closer with my doctor I was informed I had a hemorrhoid. You read that right. I was under the impression that only old people got them but I guess not. Needless to say I have had a few sleepless nights and one sore tush. February better be awesome or I am going to kill myself.
Bah Weep and keep your ass ‘roid free.
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